The man had a little milk dog at home, and the little one was hairy and soft, not to mention how cute. But this man, every time he touches his dog's head, it's like he's done some big ritual, running to wash his hands. Why? Turns out he's a bit of a blubbery, and he always thinks he has to wash his hands when he touches a dog, or he's in a bad mood.
It's a lot of wash-ups, men get in trouble. One day, his little head came up with a brilliant idea. He's just walking up to the dog and putting his hand on the dog's head. But it's funny that his hands don't touch the dog's head, so he hangs around and makes a funny pose.
And the dog, with his head up and his eyes on him waiting for a man to touch it. It's like, "What's wrong with the master?" You're kidding me with this weird pose?" And the man, he's proud and he's like, "Hey, hey, don't wash my hands. I'm so smart, I'm so cool!"
If anyone sees this scene, they'll laugh. This man's good enough not to wash his hands!
Netizen Hottest:
"Dog: Do you really touch me?"
"Feels it working hard to feel your touch."
"The Emperor's new touch."