The master's birthday for the dog is killing her.
Master: "Baby, you're six today. Love you."

"Thank you for keeping me company. Daddy loves you."
"@$%****), Barabara said another bunch.

When the dog looks at the birthday cake, the tears fall out of his mouth.
"All right, all right, stop it, let me eat it and really love me."

"Why is he still reading?"
"What position do I have to swallow it in a minute before he gets caught talking about a bunch of opportunities..."