Netizens adopted a puppy.
My loved ones.
But in the case of a dog,
And everyone takes their favorite names.
Nobody wants to compromise.

We have to. We make decisions.
Give your name to the dog.
That way no one can resist.
But how do we get a dog to make a decision?
That's what smart Internet people think.
Everybody put their names on paper.
And then I put the dog's favorite snack in the paper.
He chose his name quickly.

Dogs: You guys love to fight.
Looks like you're tired.