A shit-sucking officer recently found his cat eating snacks often and always opening his own snack cabinet...
In order to avoid the cat stealing, the shit-pudding officer did everything he could, and in the end, he had to tie the locker door down with a rope.
That day, at dinner, Squawk found out that the cat didn't show up... and then a while later, it was found in the snack cabinet.
The door is still locked!
You can't even think about how cats get in there.
Let's guess.