I'm sure you've seen more or less, drunk by the side of the road, but imagine how you'll react if you walk halfway to the ground today and suddenly encounter a fainted dolphin.
Japan's Himeji Central Park is an open zoo where animals are not locked up, so tourists are free to contact them. The thing is, a couple of tourists halfway around the park saw an unconscious porpoise fall on the ground, and they got scared and they called...
And then they looked over and realized that the dolphin wasn't sick or faint, but simply fell asleep!
But it's so cute that all the tourists are calling "Dolphins" and pouring it all over the place and making it their own home. Let me brief you on the dolphins. They look heavy, but they're nice, they like to eat weeds, they're semi-aquatic, they can dive, they can sleep in the water.
Chief, he might want to go somewhere else to sleep, so let's not bother him.
He's lying on the side of the road to scare the shit out of him.